This saloon serves only Sippin' Soda soda the
best sipping soda ever sipped but few have ever sipped it. For, you see a
band plays here, the rootinest, tootinest band you ever did hear, the Heat
Feet Five. You can't sit still. You can't stand still. What you can do and
must do is dance until your feet get hot and then you order a cold, cold soda
and just pour it on your feet. After Sippin' Soda's been poured on a foot
it loses a bit of its original fizz and flavor and very few Tradin' Trolls
will drink it.