Just over the old stone fence at the edge of
the Teeterklunker farm Mortal portal, a troll booth, leading to the Land of
MortalStill. This troll booth leads to vegetable drawers in your refrigerator
or behind the jars of jams and jellies in your cupboard. The cupboard is not
the problem, but you should definitely check the vegetable drawer in your
refrigerator before you go to bed. Tradin' Trolls have been known to spend
the night in the there, and by the time you check in the morning they will
have Tradin' Troll traded you for all the ice cream in your freezer and that
last piece of chocolate cream pie.